Trump/Hanson baby seal's deal for AU/U.S relations
In what some are calling a homage to the world of royalty, the Aus/U.S relations may now be bound by more than just treaties with today's shock announcement from Pauline Hanson.
"I would like to share some brilliant news with my fellow Australians & also the world," Senator Hanson said in a glowing voice from behind her parliament desk.
"Donald J. Trump & I would like announce that we are expecting a child sometime in mid 2017, now I know what some of you are thinking, he's a married man how could you Pauline. Well I'll tell you right now Melania was quite all right with the idea." Senator Hanson says with a grin.
"Because it was all done with the help of some of the worlds best IVF specialists in the world. President Trump & I think that this union will truly bring our countries together, giving both Australia & the United States a real chance at making the world great again."
Press across the globe seem unsure of how to take this news one Huffington Post article has already accused President Donald J. Trump of raping Senator Hanson, a claim that the President himself was quick to shoot down.
"Miss Hanson & I, we've known each other a long time like 2 weeks, & I'd just like to say I've never met an Australian I like more, it's true. With another Trump on his or her way into the world its gonna be great, it'll be huge, Australia & America will be closer than ever, I can promise you that."
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