The Patriachy's 2016 Cis Gendered Man Of The Year Award nominations

The Patriachy's 2016 Cis Gendered Man Of The Year Award nominations

On January 1st 2017, one of the lovely gentlemen below will be bestowed the honour of being the first inaugural winner of The Patriarchy's Cis Gendered Man Of The Year.

Over the last two weeks a panel of privileged white men have narrowed the list of nominees down to just five, every major country in the world is represented U.S.A, Canada, Britain, Europe & Australia. Each nominee has in his own right somehow invoked or promoted a higher standing of the Patriarchy in society thus further improving the white privilege we all benefit from so greatly.

Donald J. Trump

April 30th 2011 Barry Obama made the biggest mistake of his life by repeatedly poking fun at Trump during his speech at the White House Correspondents' dinner. Fast forward 5 years later, Donald J. Trump has fought tooth & nail against the media, the banks & the government only to end this year as the now President elect.

 

Gavin Mcinnes

Wanna know why Vice is a whiny bitch now? Because Gavin McInnes broke up with it & stop returning their calls. Gavin is the last bastion of privileged white hope in what is now Justin Trudeau's Northern California. We offer this nomination as a beacon of hope to a man that lurks in the darkness that has befallen his country.

Nigel Farage

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Leader of the UK Independence Party & part-time tail end batsmen for the English cricket side, Nigel Farage's British accent was heard the loudest in the campaign for Brexit & rightfully so also during the celebrations. If there's one man to thank for his role in the giant fuck you to the EU from England it's Nigel, smashing.

 

Geert Wilders

The Islam hating leader of the Party For Freedom makes the cut after what would seem another typical year for the Dutchman. After 10 years of living under 24 hour security due to death threats printed in a magazine from al qaeda themselves Geert just keeps on keeping on, with a trial for hate speech currently underway for getting a crowd to chant for less Moroccans.

 

Steve Price

In what was a piss poor effort for Australian politics within the Patriarchy fraternity, we've been forced to look outside the realms of Canberra. With no political achievement's & low expectations that's where we found Steve Price. The panel firmly believed that any man who can sit across from Waleed Aly & his panel of mental midgets without slamming their head against the desk at least once per show deserves an award or at the very least a nomination.

 

The Patriarchy's 2016 Cis-Gendered Man Of The Year award
Donald J. Trump
Gavin McInnes
Nigel Farage
Geert Wilders
Steve Price
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