Alien craft lands in outback, occupants swiftly moved to Nauru

Alien craft lands in outback, occupants swiftly moved to Nauru

On Friday the 25th of November at 10am local time a small circular object was observed entering the atmosphere & eventually crashing into the earth from the nearby telescope at the Humpty Doo space institute. Several hours later the local authorities after attending to their morning round of domestic violence callouts arrived at the crash site where the two illegal aliens were promptly subdued after becoming hostile during the arrest process.

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Peter Dutton was quick to thank the two arresting officers for their bravery in what he called, "One small arrest for Australia, one giant leap for mankind." With the undocumented immigrants currently en-route to the Australian detention centre on Nauru, one has to wonder where will we eventually send them? If we just give them Australian citizenship, we are opening the floodgates to alien craft from all over the galaxy, crashing landing in our boundless plains just to join the ever growing Centrelink line & put even more strain on our already overworked hospital staff.

The truth is out there.

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