Trump drowns in Liberal tears as Electoral College crown him Emperor
Despite the best efforts of faithless electors, B-grade Hollwood "stars" & a bitter mainstream media Donald J. Trump has today been voted in as the 45th President of the U.S.A by the majority of the Electoral College.
A group of 7 Electoral College members (6 Democrats & 1 Republican) have spent the last few weeks campainging to have other members join them in going against their state's vote to keep Trump out of the White House. But funnily enough it was Hillary Clinton who had at least 4 Electoral College members throw away her vote in favour of other Democratic nominees.
There are reports of other attempted faithless electors in Maine & Minnesota who were replaced before they had the chance to vote.
One thing is now certain, January 20th 2017 will mark the beginning of God Emporer Trump's rule, all praise Kek.