Karl Marx SEX TAPE
Found hidden away in the attic of a small white brick home in central Europe another relic from WWII has been found, it was not "Anne Frank Gone Wild" but a tape labelled "Marxism Scheisse".
This finding has had historians across the globeare shocked not only by the content but that it managed to survive at all. The lewd artifact is one of the few films of the Nazi economist Karl Marx that managed to survived the Japanese bombings on Germany, but this is one keepsake that old Karl would have happily seen this one fall into the rubble with the rest of the Third Reich.
The tapes show a young Karl Marx & his close friend Vladamir Lenin with two unidentified women. Only seconds into the film it is clear Marx is a crazed economist in the streets & a freak in the sheets taking the clear lead in the production. Where as poor Lenin is seen using a stool just to get the height to mount the lady from the rear, his body deformed from radiation poisoning suffered during the Chernoybl incident.
It's hard to argue that Karl Marx was not a crazed lunatic who lived in a bubble, but this small glimpse into history shows that at least he was consistent with his philosophy. During the short 2 minute film all four participants get an equal share in the action even if it requires the women to adorn some primate looking strap on, Lenin appeared to enjoy this part of the film immensely.